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November 2012

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codespace asked: Sovereign!

My friend is going to get a tattoo of a Mass...

August 2012

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May 2012

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April 2012

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March 2012

7 posts

Tali should get drunk more often

Shepard: "How are you even getting drunk?"
Tali: " "Verrrrry carefully- turian brandy, triple filterrred, thennn introduced to the suit through an Emergency Induction Port."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali."
Tali: "EMMMMERRRRGENCY INDUUUUCTION PORRRRRT."

Just wanted to let you all know that I will try my best to not post ANY spoilers for ME3.

February 2012

12 posts

Mass Effect 3 First DLC Leak →

markymark-v: videogamenostalgia: *MINOR SPOILER ALERT* The DLC was titled From Ashes and was on the Marketplace for 800 points. Its description read: “Unearth lost secrets from the past and recruit the Prothean squad member in Mass Effect 3: From Ashes.” The special squad mate is likely a Prothean featured in The Art of Mass Effect Unvierse book. It’s believed that the DLC is the...

Why Mass Effect is the Most Important Science... →

fuckyeahbioware: Mass Effect has a simple message: human beings are delusional about their importance in the grand scheme of things. Mass Effect starts with humanity in the galaxy where it should have been in the United Federation of Planets: unnoticed among the other minor species struggling to prove to the Council why they add anything of value to the civilization that is Citadel Space. Such...

ME3 Multiplayer

Okay, if any of you guys haven’t played through the multiplayer on the ME3 demo, I highly urge you to do so. I usually really hate multiplayer, but this is crazy fun.

Anonymous asked: I'm a guy and honestly I think they made Ashley less attractive, it feels like they tried too hard to make her look plastic, in the first game she looked more realistic and, in my opinion, much prettier. I feel the same about the changes they made to Kaidan, except that he actually looks better than the first game.

jen-the-pariah asked: i completely agree with your rant about Ashley. Dammit the least they could have done for the fangirls was make Alenko hot. they damn well better give us Jokermance after this.

Anonymous asked: Hey, if you don't mind my asking, the Ashley concepts, where are they from? I could have sworn I've seen them around before, but am just as dumbstruck now as I was then./this is one of those crucial fangirl moments where I must know everything about anything relating to Mass Effect, don't mind me. XD

I'm sorry if you're an Ashley fan and I offend...

How the bloody hell do you go from this and this to THIS? Like, seriously, Ashley was good-looking in ME and ME2, but she wasn’t ever…HOT. And now, suddenly, in ME3 she’s just…SUPER HOT. How did that happen?!

January 2012

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December 2011

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November 2011

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Someone get these two into a club somewhere. It’ll be like the alien version of Dirty Dancing.